Findings:

• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Don't be sad
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• all the cute guys will be there
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• don't be a girl
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't want to be successful
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• You will be assimilated
• we don't precisely know
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I wouldn't be.
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Boys will be boys
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Be My Little General
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Peace be upon him
• things that don't suck
• Will I cease to be
• with the things you don't need
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Buddy Guy
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The Other Guy
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• Ed the comic guy (user)
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• That one guy (user)
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Always Be My Baby
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• They will not be named!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I be Poltergeist
• Squids will be Squids
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Be Good Johnny
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Mountain Don't
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't feed the bears
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• emotions others don't get to see
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Why the Aum Shinrikyo and Anthrax don't mix
• Don't escort the big chariot
• I don't care about the air
• Don't send me roses
• I Don't Vote
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't You Hate
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• The best kind of bartender

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