Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Do you even read what I write or are you just sounding outbrthe syllables and making sense of my syntax?"

• You, standing
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Please do not read this
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Just Do It
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• read/write mode
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• We do not possess imagination enough to sense what we are missing
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Be a model or just look like one
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• How do you write like that?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Making sense of international ethics, Part I
• Read. Write. Create.
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do not write in this area
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• "Everything i say is a title, if you just write hard enough"–Tem42
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Read/Write Memory
• How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
• Start making sense
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• read/write lock
• Making sense of international ethics, Part II
• Stop Making Sense
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Things NOT to do whilst making Salsa
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Do It or Die
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Do I stay or run away?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• odd or even
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Read or Die
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• write right wright rite
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures

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