Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Do not worry about corrupting me, dumbass, I already have that under control."

• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You, standing
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• i do not worry about
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• O tell me the truth about love
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Tell me about your faith
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Gifts we already have
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• A story about a person I do not know
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• Tell me a story about plains
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about trains
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The terrorists have already won
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Tell me a story about mains
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• What to do about trolls
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• What a Shame About Me
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about rains
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Tell me a story about drains
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• We worried about the fire and the night
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Conventional views about human cloning
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• show me what the world is all about
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me about your secret places
• What dogs dream about
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I have more stories about trains for you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy

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