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• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
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• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Swimming pool injury
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• any way, shape or form
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do It or Die
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Do I stay or run away?
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Put up or shut up
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• By hook or by crook
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• You, standing
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• by any means necessary
• put in by an Indian
• 54-40 or fight!
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Why do you insist on using a P.S. in an e-mail?
• How to exchange two variables by using a third
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Truth or Dare
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• DOS Devices
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Get the finger put on
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Skate or Die
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• male or female
• Exclusive Or
• For Better or For Worse
• Red or Blue Pill
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Queen or country?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Glen or Glenda
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• What to do if you sever your finger
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Dead or Alive
• Bad command or file name
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Your place or mine?
• Bobby Orr
• Man... or Astro-man?
• To be or not to be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Our way or the highway
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• A Jared by any other name
• My country, right or wrong!
• Trick or treat
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• RFC 2325
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Do not look into laser with remaining eye
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
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• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Her raised middle finger came into focus

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