Findings:

• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• By my balls, I do swear.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• I do not fit inside my body
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Do Not Try to Milk the Pigeons
• Hazelnut tries to stop swearing
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value return
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• four by twelve
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Struck by lightning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The skeleton by my closet
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• The Trial by Existence
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• As Time Goes By
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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