Findings:

• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Tell me about your faith
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Tell me about my contradictions
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• My first comet
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Can We Talk About This?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about plains
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• All you ever did was let it happen
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• did you ever wonder (user)
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Talk About Suffering
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• guy talk
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• When night taught you to let light talk
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me about your secret places
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• So why talk about politics now
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Talk about the weather
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Tell me a story about brains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Let's talk about that
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about drains
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Talk About the Passion
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• When to talk about religion
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• small intimate talk about nothing
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• All About Eve
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs

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