One of the big cheeses at Polymer Records, Mr. Eton-Hogg is best known for refusing to release Spinal Tap's album, Smell The Glove, because of its rather lurid cover, and for telling the lads from across the pond to "Tap into America!"

He was knighted for founding Hoggwood, which is a summer camp for pale young boys.

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