Findings:

• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Dead people I have known
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Dead People Server
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• people who don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't knock the glock
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• People don't flail when they die
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• kill him dead; don't call me
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Association of Dead People
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• People who don't read
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I saw dead people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Don't encourage people to read
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Dead languages don't change
• I see dead people
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Dead links in writeups
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Capitalize, please
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don't Need Love
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't C! this writeup
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• I generally don't consume insects
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Knock off
• P Knock (user)
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• The People's Elbow
• people hurt
• People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Texas
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Louisiana
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Blanking famous people: a London sport
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• How fast can blind people read?
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Perverts are people too!
• Why people die on the toilet
• People are not my personal playthings
• Perfume Cloud People
• Princess Maker 2 People
• An Enemy of the People, act V.5
• Dead Can Dance
• Coffee People
• Book of the Dead
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• François is perhaps dead...
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Restless Dead
• Some People Punch Tiles
• dead point
• The Dead Body
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Dead Bodies Everywhere
• Instructions for old people
• dead heat
• Some People
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Movie theaters can change people
• Remember the dead. Fight for the living.
• The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild
• Thoughts on why people are unfriendly
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• Pauly Shore is Dead
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• Black Bele for Rich People
• only the hissing of the dead
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• I suggest you start with the dead.
• Curse of the Switched Bewitched Dead Dicks
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't want to be alone
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't slip into depression
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You don't know fear
• I dont know (user)
• Vampires don't smoke
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home

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