<Darth Everything> I feel the anger rising within you
<Porn Queen> Yes baby, Yes!
<Darth Everything> You have the force of the nodes within you
<Porn Queen> .. nods with eyebrows raised .. Oh yeah baby, give it to me hard
<Darth Everything> Embrace the anger for it is your salvation. Join me and together we can rule the nodes.
<Porn Queen> squeals in delight ... Fuck my nodes baby! You make me so horny with your dirty node talk
<Darth Everything> looks at the post it notes all over his body ... These are the nodes handed to me by my father and by my father's father. Feel the nodes..
long important breath ...
<Porn Queen> Lick my
nodes hard! DO IT, DO IT NOW!
<Darth Everything>It is futile to resist. The anger wells inside you and soon you will node for the darkside.
Pulls out his Autonoder ...
<Porn Queen> in an angry erotic tone ... Ooooh YOU'RE HOT! YOU NODE THRASHING
LOVE STICK! GIVE IT TO ME NOW! AUTONODE ME NOW!
<Darth Everything>I see I will have to teach you the power of the force through my autonoder...
TO BE CONTINUED...