Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Darn it, vampires have roosted in the attic, there's a ghost in the bathroom who won't leave, and the zombies that shambled into the kitchen left mus all over the floor."

• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• All I have left to lose
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• when all the white horses have broken free
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They think it's all over
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• All over the place
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I must have waited all my life for this
• these are the wolves who run all night
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Who's in the bathroom?
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Know your pets
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• All that’s left of her is black print
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All over
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• I have to go to the bathroom
• kitchen sinks and bathroom sinks
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• My paintings are all I have
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• All he left her was alone
• All You Zombies
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• Gravy All Over
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• All the fairies have gone
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• There's an Angel in my Attic
• your bathroom floor
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• kitchen floor
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Faces on the Kitchen Floor: Belmez, Spain, 1971
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• There is a ghost of murder in your blood
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Ghosts I have known
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
• Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• We are all we have
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• Walk all over
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• And All That Could Have Been
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• All that is left is an unhappy ending
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• All Over the Guy
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• People Are Alike All Over
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• all living things must above all else have hope
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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