(who cried yesterday? ... who will cry tomorrow?)
My cat was crying for no reason and I made fun of her until she sulked and went away, which was the idea.
Katie P., age six, was being a jerk so I called her a smeghead and wouldn't tell her what that meant. She got mad but not mad enough, so I told her smeg was "worse than poop." She cried.
Evil Rating: 3.1 of 10. Vulgar, crass, sure, but not really evil.