Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "DMan said that? I can't fucking believe it, I am going to kick his ass"

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• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
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• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
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• The Ass and His Shadow
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• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
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• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
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• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
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• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
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• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
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• I Am a Camera
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• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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