Findings:

• Don't take sex too seriously
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't take breathing for granted
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• but don't take my word for it
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Disclaimer quotes
• ModernAngel's VBA/DAO Code Disclaimer
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• funny disclaimers
• Everything2 medical disclaimer
• delivery room disclaimer
• Everything Drugs Disclaimer
• Dogma Disclaimer
• South Park Disclaimer
• Disclaimer of Peerage
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger

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