Findings:

• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Stoned music memories
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Crying over you
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't have to remember my name
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Cats don't have brakes
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A reason to drink
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• No use crying over spilt milk
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Even if You Don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I still don't even know you
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• what is this i don't even
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You don't have any real problems
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• you don't have to do this
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You have no power over me
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• So you don't have to
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Don't Dream It's Over
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't run over fire hose
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• And I don't even know their names
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't want to get over you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have the time
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Names I have acquired over the years
• In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I don't have a television set
• a crying on the inside sort of clown
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Crying you out of my heart
• The children are all crying in their pens
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Why she stopped crying
• Crying Freeman
• Crying at Traffic Lights
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• crying on cue
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Crying Birch (user)
• The crying statue
• The Crying Light
• The Crying Doctor
• Crying at Night
• Though I wake crying
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• Americans don't speak English
• The greatest tragedy and the greatest triumph is a puppy grown old
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk

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