Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Who Will Be There
• there will be a last
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There can be only one
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There will be no more stories to read
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• There will never be another you
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• There will be time
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There Will Be Blood
• all the cute guys will be there
• On the comet there will be much pie
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There need to be more powers
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• The revolution will not be webcast
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• University students can be really stupid
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• The revolution will not be televised
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Valour can be brown
• Children can be cruel
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• you had to be there
• murder can be fun
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I fear I will be nothing
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• It can be cold in the dark
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• TV can be a good thing
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Any song can be a love song
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Running toward the edge
• Will I cease to be
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Will I be given that chance?
• Exes can be good things
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• I will always be weird inside
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Some things that fly there be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• No one can be totally logical
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved

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