Findings:
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I just couldn't work like that
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
- I just work here
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- It's so crazy it just might work
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- this doesn't work
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Libertarian Communism
- functional communism
- Stalinism is not Communism
- Communism is communist dammit!!
- True communism
- The appeal of communism in America
- Capitalism vs. Communism
- dot communism
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- goulash communism
- Communism and Atheism
- August approaches: Vietnamese Communism during the Second World War
- The Place of the Individual in Communism, Liberalism and Feminism
- The early decline of Soviet Communism
- War Communism
- Communism in India
- Communism in Southeast Asia
- Bible Communism
- Free software is communism
- doesn't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- God probably doesn't exist
- The song that doesn't end
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- International Standard Musical Work Code
- SOY doesn't make you strong?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- My vote doesn't make a difference
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- He doesn't bite
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Why God doesn't ride photons
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- size doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- International doesn't mean foreign
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Illness limits but doesn't define
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Truth doesn't need to shout
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- She doesn't need you, she wants you.
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- it doesn't make sense in the future
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Doesn't Remind Me
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