Findings:

• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Run and turn into butter
• How to turn any number into a 9
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• things you can't turn into poetry
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Watermelon hookah
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Turn anything into a sound file
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• The smoke turned into rain
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• He's an arsehole
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• Cocaine
• Sex on cocaine
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• alkaloid cocaine
• Sometimes, I smell cocaine
• Cocaine Blues
• The cocaine trade
• Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Cocaine and conflict in Colombia
• alligator boots and cocaine popsicles
• cocaine (user)
• Of Liquid Cocaine, South Beach, and the holiday season.
• Cocaine and Music
• Cocaine Hippos
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Into the Woods
• When I turned round...
• whisper into the graveyard
• into
• My body falling into stars
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Snap into a Slim Jim
• Once More Into the Bleach
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• run into the ground
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• Falling Into Infinity
• jump off into never-never land
• take into account
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Somehow my life falls into place
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Indelibly burned into my memory
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Into the light
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• All my possessions packed into a few boxes
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• seal clubbing
• I was into them after they were hip
• vanish into thin air
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How to avoid a car accident
• all that is solid melts into air
• Into the Fire
• Pathways Into Darkness
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I will stare into this box
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Try not to look into my eyes
• pushing farther into the west
• Into the Mystic
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Falling into a Black Hole
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• Coming into Los Angeles
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• getting into a fight in high school
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Erewhon : Chapter VI - Into Erewhon
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• words hiss into me
• My withdrawal into myself
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• This is a journey into sound
• beating swords into plowshares
• How to break into a car
• fading into oblivion
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• The Door Into Summer
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• Into The Sun
• threads of perfect woven into a man
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• A Descent into the Maelström
• A Descent into the Maelström - continued
• Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Flying into the sun
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• I Look Into My Glass
• Giant foetus stumbles into legislature
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Into Thin Air
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Into the Wild
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke

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