Cluckin' Bell is a fast food
restaurant chain featured in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
. These restaurants serve deep-fried chicken
meals, from chicken
s killed by means you think are only slightly less gruesome than the way they lived. The purpose of Cluckin' Bell in the game is to provide periodic 'nourishment' to the lead character CJ
, or cash
advances should he wish to hold one up. Otherwise it serves as parody
for the real life fast food chains of KFC
and Taco Bell
Cluckin' Bell Meals
Cluckin' Little Meal ($2.00) 'For the little cluckers'
Cluckin' Big Meal ($5.00)
Cluckin' Huge Meal ($10.00)
Salad Meal ($10.00)
Other meals that are advertised but the lead character is unable to purchase include the Cluckin' Big Fillet Burger, the Cluckin' Huge Double Fillet, the wings pieces bucket, and Fowl Wrap burrito.
Cluckin' Bell Locations
East Los Santos
Old Venturas Strip
Tierra Robada County
Cluckin' Bell Iconography
the logo consists of a bell with a chicken's red wattle.
the uniform includes yellow pants, a yellow t-shirt, and a large headpiece resembling a chicken's googly-eyed head that the sad looking staff are required to wear.
the tasteless slogans of Taste the Cock!, and If you enjoyed it, then the chicken didn't die in vain.
the catchy advertising jingle:
Cock-a-doodle-doo it's time for chicken,
Cock-a-doodle-doo it's time for a feast,
Eat a ninety piece bucket then you can tell,
He's been to Cluckin' Bell!
Chicken is a bird with a tiny brain
So we assume he doesn't feel any pain
We shrink their heads and breed 'em fast
Six wings, fourty breasts and then they're gas.
Cock-a-doodle-doo it's psychotic crazies,
Cock-a-doodle-doo factory farming's insane.
We denied it all before our stock price fell,
Come down to Cluckin' Bell!