Well, it's pretty complicated
, but I'll do my best to...you know, summarize.
First of all you got deeze bones
down dare; day keep yer bum
from hittin' da floor
. Den you got doze bones
up dare, day help ya reach fer stuff
dat's not so close. Finally you got dem bones
over dare, we don't really know what day do, but sometimes, when da wind blows thru em' jus' right, day make dis perty sound
; kinda like clams havin' sex with the lights on
, but not quite.