Findings:
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Thine Arm, O Lord, in Days of Old
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- how witches begin and end the day
- The Good Old Days!
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Sex with a chicken
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
- Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
- These are their future good old days.
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Rainy Day Finger Play and Fun Songs
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how I knew I loved you
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- Food was purer in the good old days
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Old Timer's Day
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- hot day + candle wax + insect = fun!
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How I envision my first day of college
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How we have grown apart
- How to have an out of body experience
- Sex in a small car
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How long have you known?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How the mighty have fallen
- good old days
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How old are you?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Stoned music memories
- "The good old days" are a scam
- Hadst thou liv'd in days of old
- bats day in the fun park
- Some like it in the pot, nine days old
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- Penis for a day
- Have a nice day
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- The days of very old were not very good
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- How to make sports games more fun
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- blondes have more fun
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to "Have People"
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
- How to have lesbian sex
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You, standing
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Music was better in the old days
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How could you ever have enough?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I was Christian for a day
- Claudia Christian
- Christian Broadcasting Network
- Hans Christian Andersen
- True Christians
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- Christian Reconstruction
- Christian Identity
- Christian Scientist
- Christian bigotry
- The Magic Christian
- Early Christian Creeds
- Christian Juggler's Association
- Christian Jugglers Association doctrinal statement
- Fellowship of Christian Puppeteers
- Christian baiting
- Words Christians borrowed from Hebrew
- Christian Behavior
- Christian Bale
- Good Christian Men, Rejoice
- Christians, Awake
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
- Morrison Christian Academy
- there is very little that all christians would agree on
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