Findings:

• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He brings me books like flowers
• Jesus He Knows Me
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he that is not with me is against me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The day he gave me a lift
• he calls me girly (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• chris me (user)
• He Hate Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• she, he, and me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he calls me monster
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He called me Sarah once
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Chris Carter
• Chris Knight
• Chris Rock
• Chris Elliott
• Chris Roberts
• Chris Knox
• Chris Langton
• Chris White
• Chris Eigeman
• Chris Matthews
• Chris Ofili
• Chris Cunningham
• Chris Stamper
• Chris Cornell
• Chris Martin
• You mean the me that you would be
• Chris Jericho
• Chris Benoit
• Chris Ballew
• Chris Klein
• Chris Evans
• Chris Rea
• Chris Kuivenhoven
• Chris Grahn
• Chris Claremont
• Chris Squire
• Chris Frost (user)
• Chris LeDoux
• Chris Beevers
• Chris Barrie
• Chris Gaines
• A Eulogy for Chris Hubbock
• Chris Wheeler
• Chris Van Allsburg
• Chris Columbus
• Chris (user)
• Chris G Ford (user)
• Chris Wood
• Chris Hillman
• Chris Hülsbeck
• Chris Evert
• Chris Sharma
• Chris Bell
• Chris Telford (user)
• Chris Jones
• Chris Taylor
• Chris G. Demetriou
• Chris Clark
• I was Chris to him
• Chris Burden
• Chris Kraft
• Chris Minh Doky
• Chris Kattan
• Chris Whitley
• Chris Sawyer
• Chris Kuroda
• Chris Carrabba
• Chris A. Jones (user)
• Chris Auty
• chris taylor (user)
• Dodgy Chris (user)
• Chris de Burgh
• MC Chris
• Chris Williams (user)
• Cot Death Chris (user)
• Chris McManus
• Chris Said (user)
• Chris Thutmoose (user)
• Chris Webber
• Chris Parnell
• Chris Wilson
• Chris Bangle
• Chris Hani
• Chris Brasher
• Chris Phillips
• Ruth's Chris Steak House
• Chris McCarron
• Chris Moneymaker
• Chris Pronger
• Chris Chandler
• Chris Hook (user)
• Chris Chubbuck
• Chris Osgood
• Chris Chelios
• Chris Spedding
• chris ranger (user)
• Gilbert Chris von Muir
• Chris and Cosey
• Chr:is (user)
• Code chris (user)
• Chris D (user)
• Chris Howell
• chris whelan (user)
• Chris Hune
• lvin chris xxx (user)
• Chris Botti
• Chris Gist (user)
• Chris Tomlin
• Chris Dodd
• Chris Crocker
• Chris Huhne
• mr chris (user)
• bishop chris (user)
• Chris Collinsworth
• chris best (user)
• Chris Hani Baragwanath Hospital
• Chris Boland (user)
• Chris Marker
• chris pontius
• hot ass chris (user)
• Chris Hansen
• Chris Dudley
• The lonely death of Chris Farley
• When Chris Came Home
• Chris Paul
• Chris Pine
• Chris Christie
• Chris Mould
• A Pandeist responds to Chris Evans' "My thoughts on Pandeism"
• Chris Tyler (user)

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