Findings:

• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• chris me (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The day he gave me a lift
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He has redefined me, again and again
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• He called me Sarah once
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He Hate Me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Li He
• Hold on to me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• woo me with your words, my pretty lass
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Our God, He Is Alive
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I know they are watching me
• Don't call me Asian
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• They Know Me
• Killing Me Softly
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• OBAFGKM
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Computers Near Me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Calgon, take me away
• They inspire me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Rescue Me
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Wish me luck
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Help Me, Daddy
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• you and me against the world
• Tell him, she told me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Chris Worth (user)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Chris Gore (user)
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Chris Williamson
• Chris A. Jones (user)
• Chris Latta
• Chris Howell
• Chris Huhne
• FULL MOON SHINE DOWN ON ME
• All the empty things disguised as me
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• My mom loved me
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Skid row, watch me slide
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The tough coughed as he ploughed the dough
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• She approached me with some vague line
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Bangor, Maine
• Comfort me
• Please stop annoying me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Give me a moment, please
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• My Thermos talks to me
• Rock Me Amadeus

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