Findings:

• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• chris me (user)
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The day he gave me a lift
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He has redefined me, again and again
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• He called me Sarah once
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He Hate Me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• music fled above me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Tell Me What
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• Look with me at the stars
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Me and the Devil
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• Carl and me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• capture me with grace
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• =Yo N ode me
• Your tears make me smile
• eyed me like a female mantis
• list of things
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• simply me (user)
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Have One On Me
• Alone For Me
• Chris Worth (user)
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• Chris Gore (user)
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Chris Williamson
• Chris A. Jones (user)
• Chris Latta
• Chris Howell
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Li He
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• She told me she wouldn't
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Me, my shadow and the Beloved
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• It's not you, it's me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Are you hitting on me?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• You Run Deep in Me
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Catch You Catch Me
• Accept Me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Me representing William Borah
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• What Do I Do With Me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• To Lay Me Down
• As Nature is to Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• Liver, come back to me
• Leigh me (user)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• This node was made for you and me
• Smile at guys, for me
• blame me
• She looks at me and she laughs
• She Blinded Me With Science
• Trouble me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Chris Klein

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