Findings:

• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• chris me (user)
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The day he gave me a lift
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He has redefined me, again and again
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• He called me Sarah once
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He Hate Me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• u'll never know me (user)
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Chris Worth (user)
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Chris Gore (user)
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Chris Williamson
• Chris A. Jones (user)
• Chris Latta
• Chris Howell
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Li He
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• I won't ever understand me
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• find me
• Our God, He Is Alive
• knock me over with a feather
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Ask Me Why
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Fight me, Jimmy!
• Don't call me Debbie
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• I want your hands on me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Don't let me die nervous
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• So help me God
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• The man is bringing me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• Hug me hello
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• give me your most honest smile
• remember me (user)
• Give me your knees
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Please God, make me a stone.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Chris Klein
• Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
• Chris Webber
• Chris Huhne
• Stars cross me, holy
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• knife me in the heart
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• He who controls the past controls the future
• What Playboy taught me just now
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Broken like me
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The tough coughed as he ploughed the dough
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"

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