When one takes the significant other to most any flat sports field on the premise of a romantic evening. Yes, the stars are beautiful to look at, but when you are done getting all sweaty and flushed, make sure you take the blanket, clothes, and wrapper with you. If not, the used condom and wrapper lie somewhere between second base and the outfield fence until some unsuspecting ballplayer slips on the rubber and discovers the remnants of your late-night bunting.

Note: Not recommended on the area where hockey is played.

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