Findings:

• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• so save me (user)
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So much it scares me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Damn poem still haunts me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• So, what's the problem with me?
• So help me God
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• So Sue Me
• me so cute (user)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• You were always so good to me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• Me So Horny
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Don't stand so close to me
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• feline allergies
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• i require so little to sustain me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Why is America so damned litigious?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Elgar Cello Concerto
• Bach Cello Suites
• Cello Player
• TV Cello
• One Cello x 16
• One Cello x 16: Natoma
• worth a damn
• God damned sons of bitches
• damned
• Damn Yankees
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• Damning with faint praise
• God Damn it!
• Damn Dirty Apes
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Books, damn books, and comics
• The Queen of the Damned
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• power walking in the damn mall
• Damn porpoises!
• Damn, I look good today
• Phasing all over the damn place
• Circus of the Damned
• Feeling pretty damned academic
• It's always for those damn children
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Parking warning
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• HOT DAMN! An E2 gathering in Ohio?!?!!
• Safeway of the damned
• The Book of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 1
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 3
• HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 6
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 7
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 8
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 12
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 13
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 14
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 21
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 22
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 23
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 24
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
• Manifesto of the Damned
• the best damned story ever written
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• damn (user)
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• Publish and be damned!
• Temple of the Damned
• Faust: Love of the Damned
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
• We, the Damned
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• HOT DAMN 6! Westward HO
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Damn you, V for Vendetta
• Damn Interesting
• First you hint at juicy gossip and now you refuse to reveal it. Damn you!
• The Rent Is Too Damn High Party
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Voyage of the Damned
• Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• The Dish Pit of the Damned

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