Findings:

• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I was raised by the French government
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• What was stolen by someone else
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• the signal was killed
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• lightning captured by the sand
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Accidental death odds
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• Killed By Death
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value return
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Struck by lightning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The skeleton by my closet
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• The Trial by Existence
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• As Time Goes By
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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