Findings:

• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Can You Take Me Back
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• please let me in (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• You Can Count on Me
• Can you show me?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• A very mean bar trick
• Teach me to dream
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please stop annoying me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please Kill Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• can you show me where this came from?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• Please Please Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Nothing can stop me now
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Only Jesus can judge me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• You can see right through me
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• can you get enough of me?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I will teach you what charms and true words I can.
• Can You Hear Me?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can you hear me flailing
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please help me!
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Give me a moment, please
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• listen()
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• let me speak please (user)
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Though you can tell me
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Catch Me If You Can
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• murder can be fun

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