Findings:

• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• Please help me!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• You Can Count on Me
• god help me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Can You Hear Me?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You say you want to help me
• Give me a moment, please
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• help me (user)
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• let me speak please (user)
• Please, Call me Honky
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Can You Take Me Back
• can you get enough of me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can you show me where this came from?
• Can you show me?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Time Travelers please help!
• Nothing can stop me now
• So help me God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• listen()
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Please Please Me
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Can You Fill Me In?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please please please let me get what I want
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• A very mean bar trick
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can see right through me
• Can you hear me flailing
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Though you can tell me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• Help me help you
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Help Me, Daddy
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Kill Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please stop annoying me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Pleased to Meet Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Catch Me If You Can
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please let me in (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• please forgive me (user)
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Yan Can Cook
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can eat a bicycle!
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them

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