Findings:

• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• But can a robot love.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but with words we can create anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• windows where I can look out
• You can never get away from yourself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Can we all just get along?
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Being a dickhead
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You can, but you may not
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Yard Butt
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• but don't take my word for it
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• like you're blind but still can see
• we can give up, but the world never will
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.

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