Findings:
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- we can't all be rock stars
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be an improv musician
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- trying to be a feminist
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How to be a street musician
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- Automobile tire pressure
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How the Sun Came to Be
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Running toward the edge
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a geek
- How to be a badass
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How To Be Good
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Can't we all just be friends?
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- How to be a backstabber
- Beggars can't be choosers
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Why Can't This Be Love
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a Better Person
- How Should A Person Be?
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
- How to be a more productive writer
- How it's Going to Be
- How to be invisible
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- How Not to be Wrong
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be telekinetic
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- how to be a friend
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a troll
- Trying to be friends
- Be cool in college
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- lost, or trying to be
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a terrible customer
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Don't be an IM phantom
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to be a lardass
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a good customer
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Just to see what it would be like
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Trying desperately to be cool
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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