Findings:

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Call Me Maybe
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Here's my number, call me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I get like this
• can you get enough of me?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't call me white
• when you're ready to touch me again
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'll get there when I get there
• (Come get me).
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Call Me Persephone
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Call me Anna
• he calls me girly (user)
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When you want me and how you want me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Just call me fluffy
• listen()
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When did the World get so old?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• call me a poet
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Call Me Princess
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• They call me Engineer-khan
• call me garbage one more time
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Call if you need me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• When you met me, when I met you
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The Emergency Services called me back
• When You Reach Me
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Don't call me Debbie
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Call me Fish Meal
• call me hiroshima
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• When your presents give me hives
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• kill him dead; don't call me
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gravity really gets me down
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Call me Hashmael
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Get it off me!
• Don't call me Asian
• Summer never answers when you call
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• He called me Sarah once
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Stoned music memories
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• get off me
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• he calls me monster

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