Findings:
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- it beckons me, the call to write
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Nobody for me but you
- he calls me girly (user)
- call me a poet
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- St. Peter don't you call me
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't call me white
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The Emergency Services called me back
- he calls me monster
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You say you love; but with a voice
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Call Me Persephone
- listen()
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- They call me Engineer-khan
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Call me Anna
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- call me garbage one more time
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- fascinating, but stupid
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Just call me fluffy
- Here's my number, call me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- Don't call me Asian
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Call if you need me
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Call Me Princess
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- Please, Call me Honky
- Some people call me a drama queen
- He called me Sarah once
- call me hiroshima
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Call me Fish Meal
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Call me Hashmael
- Call Me Maybe
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
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