Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Call him funny robot related nicknames. He loves it. Or hates it. One of the two."

• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Love it or hate it
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• this hate we could call love
• One lump or two?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Cooking for One
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Love and Hate
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• A poem for when I loved him
• About two men called Harold Budd
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Making lunch for a loved one
• Sometimes With One I Love
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• i love him (user)
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Is it love or infatuation?
• one great love
• one thing just tears him down
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• The geometry of Love and Hate
• He called me Sarah once
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• he calls me monster
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• She could not live with or without him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• one true love
• You always hurt the one you love
• She Bit Him In Two
• If No One Will Love Me
• For Love or Money
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• One Love
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Love and hate are not opposites
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• Love Is The New Hate
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Hate the sin, love the sinner
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Professionals HATE him!
• Why won't he call?
• He loves me, he loves me not
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• Why I Hate Hockey: Part One
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• No Colour Called Love
• you can't love him anymore.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• loved one
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• losing loved ones
• Love the one you don't need
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• he (or she)
• he calls me girly (user)
• The one I will still call yours
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• call me garbage one more time
• love/hate relationship
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• is there no one who answers the call?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• He called around 5:30
• The fine line between love and hate
• Two Minutes Hate
• Jen, I really hate him
• Somewhere between love and hate
• He Hate Me
• I Hate Trick or Treat
• Contributions to the Semantics of Hate and Love
• hate / love (user)
• Hate Robot (user)
• I hate this god damn robot
• Love To Hate You
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Songs of Love and Hate
• On love and hate
• Love/Hate
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Love against the backdrop of hate
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He and she are one
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I married him because he was not mean
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• He loved Big Brother.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Don't feel bad to call him black

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