Findings:
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- please forgive me (user)
- Give me a moment, please
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- please let me in (user)
- Please do not read this
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please Please Me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please God, make me a stone.
- let me speak please (user)
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- listen()
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Someone please kill me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please stop annoying me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- read to me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Read Me (collaboration)
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Please, Call me Honky
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Please help me!
- Please Kill Me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Mutant brains of London cabbies
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- Zap me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Splash out
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- The Statue Got Me High
- Feigning smiles for me
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Nothing can stop me now
- stop picking on me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Commercials depress me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Follow Me 'Ome
- You like me, you really like me!
- Me! (user)
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
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