Findings:

• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You say you love; but with a voice
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• She looks at me and she laughs
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Love cookies
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Nobody for me but you
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She just looks at me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Look with me at the stars
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Look siad me Be like me
• It looks very beautiful
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• the way you don't look at me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• doesn't look like anything to me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• very funny money handler

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