Findings:

• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Good from far, but far from good
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• It seems like the right thing to do
• What level do we learn fireball?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• they carry but they do not understand
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Do what you have to do
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do the Right Thing
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• You, standing
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The right thing to do
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do a good turn daily
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do it right bitch
• What do I have of my mother's?
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• If it feels good, do it
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Love cookies
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why males have nipples
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do it right the first time
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.

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