Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It's so cool to be denied
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you would be so kind
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Mind without body
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• The Man Who Would Be King
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• So you want to be a DJ?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• so be it
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• eternity would be boring
• So you want to be a waitress
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• So you want to be a composer
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I never thought it would be like this
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Just to see what it would be like
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Where would America be without Canada?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Hot pursuit
• Cool To Be You
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Things never were what they used to be
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• be cool
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• What it's like to be in love
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Be cool in college
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• That I Would Be Good
• So mote it be
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You could be so delicious
• So you want to be a star?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• So you want to be evil
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?

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