Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• At least things can't get any worse
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• But she heard it
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Hot pursuit
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• Isabelle is a fierce hunter; she won't stand for the wrong prey
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• It doesn't get any better than this
• action
• Class action suit
• live action roleplaying
• Live Action TOON
• action hero
• Action Girl Comics
• class action
• Action Half-Life
• Colorful Actions
• action condictio indebiti
• Action Item
• Goldie Gold and Action Jack
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• abatement of action
• Obsessive Actions and Religious Practices
• continuous action loom
• single action
• Action Figure Biomechanical Research Facility
• T.A.Z.: Special Halloween Communique: Black Magic as Revolutionary Action
• Charter of the United Nations: Chapter VII: Action with Respect to Threats to the Peace, Breaches of the Peace, and Acts of Aggression
• class action suit against God
• Action Man
• brushfire action
• spring action
• star actions
• ring of free action
• Action RPG genre
• Extra Action Marching Band
• Action Supercross
• principle of least action
• Motorcycle Action Group
• enemy action
• Anti-Fascist Action
• Biblical Action Figures
• Theory of Action
• Last Action Hero
• Rock Action
• NES Game List: Action #-K
• NES Game List: Action K-Z
• Typical action movie climax
• Rainforest Action Network
• Actions speak louder than words
• Missing in Action and Presumed Dead
• Missing in Action
• Pump action shotgun
• Lowering the action on an acoustic guitar
• Action Hank
• bolt action
• Iraq Action Coalition
• My Cybernetic implant went missing in action
• Action Park
• Kompressor in Action
• Call to Action
• A program of covert action against the Castro regime
• Covert action
• Node your Code: The Everything Engine in Action
• Panel Action Bingo
• Amstrad Action
• /action
• Action Pak
• Rhythm Action
• National Young Women's Day of Action
• live action
• The Three Gate-Keepers at the Action of Bangor
• Economically Based Affirmative Action
• Elevator Action 2 Returns
• Mixing live action and computer graphics
• Reality vs. action movie psychosis
• 16:9 action plan
• Action Jackson (user)
• action movie
• Everything2 Civil War Action Figures (collaboration)
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• pump action
• Collective action problem
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• play action
• A Civil Action
• Action (user)
• Breech action
• Romantics often confuse action with intent
• Day of Action
• The Adventures of Brew Swillis, Action Cop Extraordinaire.
• avoiding action
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Action on the Ox, Above and Below
• Action Action
• Evolution in action
• Child Poverty Action Group
• Action Replay
• Action Against Hunger
• Action Jackson
• Christian Action Research and Education
• World in Action
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• Action jaxon (user)
• June 19th, 2009 -- Climate Change Action Day

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