Findings:

• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I just couldn't work like that
• this doesn't work
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• My aunt doesn't like them
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Hot pursuit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• How the heart really works
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But my computer really IS possessed
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• War is hell but men like it
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• She doesn't like you
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• like you're blind but still can see
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• But I Like You
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• What life after death will really be like
• Like a really good sex
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Work like you don't need the money
• Works like the train toilet
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• You like me, you really like me!
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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