Findings:

• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Do I really need Linux?
• needs more robot hat
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• What reasons do you need
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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