BRAIN REMOVAL KIT
made by ConHUGECoTM
Bored? Here's a fun handy-dandy way to pass the time. Just get yourself a Brain Removal Kit at your local department store (Montgomery Ward) or grocery store (Food Lion). Only $29.99! Comes with wire w/ hook attached. Amaze your family and friends.
- Smash nose with a blunt instrument (e.g. rubber mallet, aluminum baseball bat, pet rock, etcetera)
- Remove shattered bone and cartilage bits with tweezers.
- Insert wire w/hook into nasal cavity. Push hook far inside your head until you are able to feel it touching your brain.
- Twist wire until hook catches your brain snugly.
- With a pair of pliers, grasp wire in right hand and clamp down on end.
- Violently pull wire out of nasal cavity. Your brain should come out with wire through nose.
- Sit there and stare at discarded brain dangling from hook, and remember that it once felt secure inside your skull.
- Repeat Step 7 until dead.