Hold still, Larry,
While I set my drill,
Don't squirm, Larry,
This won't hurt a bit

See what I did there, Larry?
"Drill".... "bit"....
Come, now Larry, that was funny,
Now just you hold still.

I need to bore this hole,
Just into your skull,
I want to see inside,
To see what makes you tick.

All still, Larry,
Now you don't move at all.
Get it, Larry? "All".... "awl"?
Oh, never mind.

Guess you can't anymore, anyway.

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