Findings:

• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Bill Hicks
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• He Was Only Joking
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He Said, She Said
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• /but what was the question?
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• All he left her was alone
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Not what was said
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• He smiles but it's not real.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• he was a punk poet himself
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Was it something I said?
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• We said nay, we are but men
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• "Fill it in", he said.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• More than he was willing to give
• At least he was gentle
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I married him because he was not mean
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• you know he said
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• some say he was never here at all
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He said, Shi said
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was found
• That's Just How He Was
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• American Scream : The Bill Hicks Story
• Bill S. Preston Esquire
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Bill Dixon
• Two dollar bill
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Bill Conti
• Bill Oddie
• Bill Graham
• Bill Monroe
• fit the bill
• Bill The Gates
• Bill Bryson
• Bill Dauterive
• Bill Ashmore
• Bill Littlefield
• Bill Lumbergh
• House passes anti-adult bill
• Bill Bailey
• three dollar bill
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Zombie Bill (user)
• The Physicist's Bill of Rights
• Bill the Galactic Hero
• Bill Clinton wants gun violence
• Bill's Tomato Game
• Bullet Bill
• Bill Schneider

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