The movie Hackers
was this really cool movie me and my homies watched
the other night. It had all these 1337 d00dz (and the h0t ch1x0r played
by Angelina Jolie
!) and they break into this uber 1337 k0mput0r called a
Gibson (which I think must be named for the guitar company).
So they ride their rollerblades around hack into this big Gibson
and there's this kid joey who's cool but not as cool as the other kids who
hides his cigarettes in the ventilation shaft. Joey hacks into the Gibson
and accesses some secret garbage file, which actually contains some sort
of timed virus that'll sink some ships and really fuck shit up
But the plot he uncovers wrings in his friends Zero Cool
and Lord Nikon
and Acid Burn who pull this crazy hack to save their friend by proving his
innocence. Then they hack the planet and Zero Cool and Acid Burn go "unf unf unf unf"
The best part is the news report though :
Don Red has fled the country after inciting a skinemax-approved homoerotic
orgy that quickly set off a sickening barrage of people puking everywhere.