This is a quote from
The Simpsons by
Comic Book Guy. We all know him,
love him.
This quote occurs in a section of a Halloween Special episode dubbed
Desperately Xeeking Xena, the one with
Stretch Dude and Power Girl, and
The Collector.
Just after collecting
Lucy Lawless (in the costume of
Xena, Warrior Princess of course), and placing her in an air-tight plastic bag, to keep her in
near-mint condition, The Collector is interrupted by
Stretch Dude and
Power Girl.
CBG incapacitates them using the only working
phaser in existance, created only to keep
William Shatner from making another
album (
brrrrching!). He ties them up over a large vat of boiling
lucite so as to kill them and also make them
collectibles.
Xena tricks The Collector by
feigning attraction for him, beats him up, frees the trapped Simpsons children, and gets ready to kick
the bad guy into the lucite. However, he grabs a collectors edition dual
light sabre, from
Star Wars, The Phantom Menace, and starts to attack them with it. However, by removing it from its original packaging, he took away its collectible status, thus no longer making it a collectible. Xena tells him this and he, appalled by his own
stupidity, falls over backwards into the vat of lucite.
He gets out and the lucite starts hardening immediately, as it usually does.
"Lucite...hardening. Must end life...in classic
Battlestar Galactica fashion."
::Gets on on knee with left hand reaching into the air
::
"
BEST...
DEATH...
EVER!"
Lucite hardens and he either dies or starts to
suffocate, and eventually dies.
This might be a cool way to die if you did not have to suffocate and be absolutely
motionless and
helpless.
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