Bennyfactor

I think Everything2 is the best everything ever.

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(r) 2005.08.18 at 21:38 IWhoSawTheFace says You need to put me on your homenode before the Doom from the Sky thing happens.
(r) 2005.08.24 at 20:51IWhoSawTheFace says YESSS. Okay, you're safe for this month and all of September.
(r) 2007.04.27 at 05:13 golFUR says Okay you can write now.

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Three years after I signed up, I finally did.

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(r) 2008-10-05@21:49IWhoSawTheFace says See your homenode. It's well into October, and you haven't had your monthly IWSTF quote. Come on. Let's step lively.
Sir, yes sir. Little did you know I already had something in mind for sprucing up this little node.
From the catbox:
<IWhoSawTheFace> Is there a French babe newsanchor? Some ueberintelligent skinny brunette? I could go for that.
<IWhoSawTheFace> As long as it's fair and balanced reporting, and has a nice rack.

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<Jet-Poop> I would never have my contributions to the archive deleted. I spend long hours surfing the archive everyday, saying, "Remember when I said that? Damn, I'm awesome."