Findings:
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Why should we be moral?
- girls should be nice
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I should be able to remember your face
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Farmers' Market
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- why you should never be a referee
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- stupidity should be painful
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- titles should be approached laterally
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Should I be sorry?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- This node should be filled with rengu!
- Automobile tire pressure
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Laundry should be free
- Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
- Chalant should be a word!
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- The television will not be revolutionized
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- AI should be our top priority.
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Names that should never be given to important files
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- This node should be filled with waka!
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Should I be happy?
- Funerals should be a celebration
- What is and what should never be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- How Should A Person Be?
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- You Should Be Sober
- Should high school be mandatory?
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- The Government should not allow hippies to listen to jazz
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Things every child should be taught
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Why you should not be mean
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- It should not be this complicated
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Food should not be luminous
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Not to be removed under penalty of law
- Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- Let It Be... Naked
- Truth be told
- How to be a good customer
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Someday, I will be strong
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- She was too beautiful to be human
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- Gotta Be Somebody
- We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
- Ostap Bender
- Statistics every writer should know
- Things everyone should know about cars
- There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
- Maybe You Should Drive
- Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- Should we regulate progress?
- television adverts
- plasma television
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- allow
- The Madame Does Not Allow Survivors
- eternity would be boring
- You're too young to be so old
- To God Be the Glory
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- What it's like to be skinny
- If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
- Children can be cruel
- Be my ?
- There will be time
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- Want to be a werewolf
- We never asked to be babysitters
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- You could be so delicious
- Why we long to be American
- Be still, my soul, be still
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- To be a young Australian
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Come. And be my baby
- Be careful and don't fall down
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