Findings:

• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Somebody else's dick
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Across the Andes by Frog
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
• Somebody else's broken stairs
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Somebody Else's Problem
• Address at Rice University on the Nation's Space Effort (1962) by John F. Kennedy
• Somebody else's sky
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• What was stolen by someone else
• on being hit by lightning
• Accidental death odds
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The Wild Colonials
• across a wider table
• Across
• across the board
• Down, not across
• No Hands Across America
• leverage goats across all platforms
• Mongol Rampage across Asia
• Your veil across the stars
• On a Tree Fallen Across the Road
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• walking across hot coals
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• A plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
• From across a crowded room
• tolchocked across the glazzies
• Madman Across the Water
• Across the street from the karaoke bar
• The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Across This Antheap
• Bridge Across the Water
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• across variable
• Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
• Across the pond
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Across the Nightingale Floor
• Person across two chair backs skit
• I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
• Across a Wire
• Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Across the River and into the Trees
• legs spread out across the reservation
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
• walking a coin across the back of your hand
• Across The Universe
• I peer across a chasm and you peer back
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• Endless crunching across a plain of pristine brilliance
• A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
• The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
• Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
• Aging across the Star Trek sequels
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Across the Great Barrier
• in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Bloody Footprints Across the Bridge of Broken Glass
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Journey Across the Hidden Islands
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• how to survive a vacuum metastability disaster
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being

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