Hah! You think drinking too much
coffee is
hardcore? Bullshit, that real
stuff is staying up for a
week on
crank.
You'll learn the meaning of the word "
zombie".
I mean
sure, it's all
fun and games when it starts off, just a
line to help pass the time, but before you know it,
BAM! It's 3 pm the next day, and you're standing in
7-11, a blank look on your
face as you teeter slightly, trying to decide what kind of
gum you want(it keeps the
jaws busy).
And suuuuure,
coffee'll make you
vampire, but you dont ever see
yuppies ripping out car-decks or giving
blowjobs for a
Starbucks double-mocha!
I think crank is the way more hardcore version of coffee.
In reality, coffee is just a
gateway drug to
speed and
cocaine.