Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Her hair, tangled
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• When did the World get so old?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• You've Got A Friend
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Eye contact at a distance
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I smile just because you exist
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• because it wasn't just the air
• You've Got Gold (user)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I'll get there when I get there
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• You just don't get it
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• You've got another think coming
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Your cable TV just got better!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• You've got to paddle
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Can we all just get along?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Got to Get You into My Life
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When I get like this
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Stoned music memories
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• just because
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Rape committed by women
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Can't we all just get along?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• We get too tense when we drive
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You've got mail
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• You've Got Stalkers

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