Findings:

• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• I am eighteen years old
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• The Seven Year Itch
• the years do roll on
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I care because you do
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Seven Years in Tibet
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do Things The Old Way (category)
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• 15 years old
• When the Year Grows Old
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• One year old
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because I do not want to forget
• Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I don't know what else to do
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• food fight
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 16 year old
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• When I was ten years old
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Seven Years' War
• A broken tower: seven years of lonely luck
• The Seven Years Campaign
• Seven Years
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• because I have given up any care
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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