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• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• I need a licence to make coffee
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Because that would make sense
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• because I am only half of what you need
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Soy beans, anyone?
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• For anyone to unbutton
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The German Schooling System
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you

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